babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source
Princess Mononoke print!
My soul needs more centaurs
I’m pretty sure Hiccup is the Steve Irwin of dragons
Hiccup: whoaaa, see that dragon there? That’s a skrill! One of the most deadly dragons, they say one shock is enough to kill you…
Hiccup: I’m gonna touch it
Love this bit
He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
You’re not leaving me behind, right?